- "You seem really well!" "I'll let you in on a secret. I'm in the middle of a breakdown right now."
- "I pray for your demise." "Aren't you an atheist?" "I am."
- "This double burger was a mistake." I said, as I continued to eat it.
- RT @FactoryToronto: General auditions are coming up at Factory. If you want to be a part of our 2017/18 Season, read on: https://t.co/VRkeb…
- Ten years ago, my 2nd article in the @globeandmail about the 1st @transformers movie... :) https://t.co/ojxKYRP3oa
- Of course Canadians are funny! Don't you see the layers of comedy involved any time an artist in this country is pretentious?
- Apparently, "Period Or Poutine?" is not an appropriate game show title that captures the dilemma of my friend's abdominal pain.